Sun 25th Oct at 4 PM - 2 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
with Free Entry before 7pm and Four Acts on stage!
Sun 25th Oct at 7 - 10 PM
Two Brewers Clapham
Tickets on sale now! Doors open at 7pm | Showtime 7:45pm
Mon 26th Oct at 5 PM - 1 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
With host & DJ Amy LaQueefa from 9pm - free entry all night!
Mon 26th Oct at 5 - 10 PM
Two Brewers Clapham
Book your table across the next 6 weeks to claim an additional hour of £5 drinks!
Tue 27th Oct at 5 PM - 2 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
“No breaks - Just Bangers” - start 8:30pm!
Free entry until 9pm
Wed 28th Oct at 5 PM - 2 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
Son of a Tutu on stage at 10:30pm. Happy Hour 5pm-8pm
Wed 28th Oct at 8 - 10 PM
Two Brewers Clapham
Join Sheila Simmonds’ Quizzy Lady every Wednesday for big laughs, fabulous chaos, £300 or jackpot prizes, and a chance to win with teams of up to six. Happy Hour 5pm-9pm - The Power of £5
Thu 29th Oct at 5 PM - 2 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
no tickets or bookings needed! start 6:45pm - free entry until 9pm
Thu 29th Oct at 8 - 10 PM
Two Brewers Clapham
22nd, 23rd & 29th October
🚪 Screening 8pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY
🍷 Happy Hour 5pm-9pm
Fri 30th Oct at 5 PM - 4 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
Two amazing Queens on stage 9pm & 11pm! Party on both dancefloors til 4am
Sat 31st Oct at 5 PM - 4 AM
Two Brewers Clapham
£500 CASH PRIZE for Best Costume!! Free entry before 9pm
Set sail this Christmas with PIRATES OF THE CARABINER: An Adult Panto 🏴☠️
A brand-new, hilarious pirate adventure comes to the stage this Christmas season, packed with silly comedy, outrageous innuendo, camp musical numbers and a heaping of festive cheer.
On the tiny island of Skull Cove, life is anything but plain sailing. Lez Goose is desperate to escape the suffocating expectations of her wealthy father; her best friend Willy Turner is nursing a secret crush and Mrs McFish just wants a day off from scrubbing the laundry! But when the legendary Golden Carabiner resurfaces, everything changes…
With Christmas approaching, pirates descend upon Skull Cove, alliances are formed, and secrets are revealed as Lez, Willy and Captain Jack team up to save the day, find their freedom and maybe even fall in love along the way!
Suitable for ages 18+. Contains strong language, sexual references, adult humour & innuendo.
With 11 SOLD OUT shows in 2025; book now to avoid disappointment! 🎄 🏴☠️✨
